Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre and Danielle Staub Team Up For Reality Show

Who are Danielle Staub, Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag and Jake Pavelka?
I'll take people who totally need to star in a reality show for $800, Alex.
Yes, this is really happening. The Real Housewives of New Jersey prostitution whore, actual prostitution whore, former Hills star and former Bachelor are filming a show called Cafe Med. They were seen on Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood, Calif.:

The premise for this ridiculousness? They are going into the food business together. Sort of. Cafe Med puts these reality stars under the pressure cooker!
"They are revamping a restaurant from the ground up," says a source on the set of the new VH1 series. "They started shooting it this past weekend."
The cast will be tasked with opening a restaurant in just 28 days.
Not a very long period, that's for sure. It's around the length of time Heidi Montag between plastic surgeries, or that Jake was engaged to Vienna Girardi.
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