Prank Leaves Man Glued to Walmart Toilet

THG got into the April Fools Day spirit last week, spreading a rumor about Spencer Pratt that may or may not have implied he was on death's door.
Poor taste, perhaps. But ultimately victimless and quickly debunked.
That's more than you can say for a prank that left a Maryland man stuck in a Walmart bathroom - literally. Someone doused the toilet seat in glue.

NOTE: Not the actual crime scene. Just a generic toilet photo.

Authorities are on the hunt for the perpetrator of the Elkton, Md., incident, and say that second-degree assault charges are not out of the question.
The 48-year-old victim, called for help after he tried - and failed - to stand up and leave the can Friday. Must have been one surprising realization.
It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, reports say.
The seat was detached at a hospital and only minor injuries sustained. Police do not think the victim was specifically targeted in this Krazy prank.
Man. Walmart is used to dealing with sticky situations, such as class action sexual discrimination lawsuits and the like, but nothing quite like this.