Groundskeeper Crushed By Tarp at Royals Game

And you thought YOU were having a crappy day at work!
The headline above speaks for itself. So wrong, yet ...

Tarp Rolls Over Poor Sap

Sexy Sax Man: Booted Out of Coachella!

Sergio Flores, a.k.a. the Sexy Sax Man on YouTube, just got bumped from playing at Coachella this weekend, a gig he landed after his viral shenanigans.
The Sexy Sax Man  was scheduled to perform at an event Saturday, but got bumped at the last second for MGMT's lead singer Andrew VanWyngarden.
Sergio feels "completely blindsided by Coachella organizers," who didn't even comp his ticket. Luckily, he did perform briefly for some fans outside.
Why, you ask, are we even writing about him?
Because he sports a long mullet, plays George Michael's "Careless Whisper" on the sax (often shirtless) and gets thrown out of random places. Watch:

Sexy Sax Man - Careless Whisper Montage

Baby Drinks Heavily, Trashes Bar in Las Palmas

If you haven't seen this before, the headline sums it up. It's a fun viral video of a little tyke consuming too much booze and trashing a par off the coast of Spain.
Pretty standard, really. Europeans start drinking so early in life.
This trailer for the short movie, entitled Las Palmas, was created by Johannes Nyholm (click here for the full version). The music really makes it classic:

Baby Trashes Bar in Las Palmas

Everybody Get Down: It's The Royal Wedding Dance!

You can blame those newlyweds walking down the aisle to Chris Brown - or thank them, depending on your point of view - for this Royal Wedding tribute.
T-Mobile has released a Royal Wedding entrance dance video starring a faux Prince William, Kate Middleton, Queen Elizabeth, Camilla, Prince Charles et al.
William and Kate don't wed for another 11 days, and will likely enter more formally, but these lookalikes have already danced their way into our hearts.
Everybody! Everybody in the house of love ...

T-Mobile Royal Wedding Dance

Walking Dead Billboard Kills in UK

A billboard promoting AMC’s hit The Walking Dead has sparked a bit of controversy in the UK this week, but not because of the show's violent content.
The huge banner - brandishing the tagline “What makes us human?” - for the zombie drama isn't just visible, it's unavoidable for people walking by.
Which would probably be alright, except for what's inside the building:

Bad taste? Marketing genius? A hybrid of the two? Who knows!

“There must have been somewhere else they could placed it that would have shown a degree of insight and sensitivity,” said a peeved resident.
Advertiser Clear Channel reportedly issued this apology:
“Clear Channel apologises for any offense caused by the unfortunate juxtaposition of this advertisement, which was certainly not intended."
"We arranged to have it removed right away."

Worshippin', Worshippin', Yeah! Sadie B Parodies Rebecca Black With "Sunday"

It's Sunday, Sunday, Headin to church on Sunday, Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend, Worshipin', Worshipin', Yeah!

Just in time for Easter comes the most religious, and embarrassing, Rebecca Black parody yet. Trust us, you just won't want this service to end.
Church-going Sadie B sings and a pair of white dudes rap on "Sunday." This is one holy take on "Friday." As in holy crap, this is beyond bad:

Sadie B - Sunday (Rebecca Black 'Friday' Parody)

Follow the jump for the full lyrics to this instant classic ...

8am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be sharp, gotta do my hair
Can't find a bowl, no time for cereal
End of the weekend, time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gonna go to church with us, Stop!
Can't forget my Bible, God is my friend

Mom is in the front seat
Gettin' in the back seat
Gotta make our minds up
Which service will we make?

It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend

Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community

9:30, we're steppin' in the service
Music, message, don't want time to fly
Fun, fun, church can be fun
You know that it is
I got this, you got this
Communion by my right, 'ey
I got this you, got this
Offering bag it...

Kickin' in the front pew
Sittin' in the back pew
Gotta make my mind up
Which row will we take?

It's Sunday, Sunday
Headin to church on Sunday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin' Sunday
Everybody's lookin' to the Easter weekend

Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
Worshipin', Worshipin' (Yeah)
1 2 3 C's
Lookin' forward to Community

I remember Thursday, Thursday
And that Go-od Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We know Jesus is alive today

Yesterday was Saturday
And Monday comes after...church
I don't want this service to end

(Rap)
Yeah, Yeah,
Hey Sadie B...it's your main homeboys,
BP and Master E!
I'm kickin' in the front seat, I'm ridin' shotgun, BP's drivin'
We're goin' to church on Saturday night....
Ho!
Tomorrow is Easter...
Oh, look there's a tree, and a fire truck, and another car,
That car is orange!
Nothing rhymes with orange!
Let's go to church!
It's Easter weekend, c'mon, c'mon...

Justin Bieber is ... The Next Pele!

In the life of every champion ... There comes a moment of truth ... Heroes will rise ... Stars will fall.
Showing that there is no limitation on greatness, Justin Bieber is branching out from singing sensation to soccer star in a new faux sports documentary.
The teen heart throb and burgeoning soccer great posted this Twitter video, titled “career change” and “The Next Pele Lol JK.” Dude has SICK moves!
From “Swag Films” comes The Next Pele. Watch it here ...

Justin Bieber - The Next Pele

Allen Iverson to Cops: Do You Know Who I AM?!

File this under News You Didn't Expect When You Got Up This Morning But Still Aren't Shocked By At ALL: Allen Iverson went OFF on the cops last week!

After a car belonging to him was pulled over for a traffic violation last week, the former NBA star told the officer, "Take the vehicle, I have 10 more."

Iverson was a passenger in the grey Lamborghini spied by an Atlanta officer changing lanes without signaling about 6 p.m. March 30, CNN reports.

The driver, Antwuan Clisby, couldn't produce any documentation for the vehicle, then told the officer Iverson needed to leave the car to eat dinner.

The officer said no one was leaving until the investigation was done.

Iverson became "irate" at that notion, proclaiming, "I'm the (expletive) passenger." The officer radioed for backup, and a second unit arrived.

Clisby and Iverson exited the car, and A.I. kept cursing at the officer, who informed him of his expired tags and that the car would be towed.

"Take it, I have 10 more," Iverson said. "Police don't have anything else (expletive) to do except (expletive) with me ... Do you know who I am?"

The officer wrote in his report that he was just getting started: "For the next 20 minutes, Mr. Iverson went on and on about who he was."

"I stated, 'It really doesn't matter who you are. You tried to conceal your vehicle with a fake drive-out tag due to you not paying for your tags.'"

Iverson then said, "I make more money than you will in 10 years."

Clisby then asked, "Would you want to pay $10,000 for a tag?"

To his credit, Iverson later "came back and apologized for disrespecting the police," the report said. "He stated he was just upset about his car."

Clisby was cited for not signaling and for the expired tag. Bet the fee to get the ride out of the city tow lot was under $10K though. Just saying.

Presenting: The Worst Rapper Alive

You know what, we blame Rebecca Black and Al Gore.

Thanks to the Internet and certain teen singers who become legit famous in spite of (or because of) a total lack of talent, everyone thinks their "music" should be shared with the universe. That said, we present the worst rapper ever.

Seriously, "Yo Moficky" is the worst. You can't top this.

Yet we watch, and laugh, and write about it ...

Yo Moficky - Worst Rapper Alive

Prank Leaves Man Glued to Walmart Toilet

THG got into the April Fools Day spirit last week, spreading a rumor about Spencer Pratt that may or may not have implied he was on death's door.
Poor taste, perhaps. But ultimately victimless and quickly debunked.
That's more than you can say for a prank that left a Maryland man stuck in a Walmart bathroom - literally. Someone doused the toilet seat in glue.

NOTE: Not the actual crime scene. Just a generic toilet photo.

Authorities are on the hunt for the perpetrator of the Elkton, Md., incident, and say that second-degree assault charges are not out of the question.
The 48-year-old victim, called for help after he tried - and failed - to stand up and leave the can Friday. Must have been one surprising realization.
It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, reports say.
The seat was detached at a hospital and only minor injuries sustained. Police do not think the victim was specifically targeted in this Krazy prank.
Man. Walmart is used to dealing with sticky situations, such as class action sexual discrimination lawsuits and the like, but nothing quite like this.

Dani Shay, Justin Bieber Doppelganger, Covers "Love the Way You Lie"

A video circulating online Wednesday features a young woman, Dani Shay, who bears a striking resemblance to Justin Bieber. At least pre-haircut Bieber.
Naturally, in the video, Dani covers ... Eminem and Rihanna’s “Love the Way You Lie.” The juxtaposition is as strange and mesmerizing as it sounds.
Take a look at Shay's performance below and see for yourself.
If you get past the fact that she's a DEAD RINGER for Justin Bieber, and stifle your laughter when she tries to channel Eminem, she's actually not bad ...

Dani Shay - Love the Way You Lie

Justin Bieber Serenades Mom With Birthday Cake, Momentarily Sets Her Hair on Fire

Justin Bieber’s mom got quite the a birthday surprise this weekend.
While on tour in Madrid, Spain, the teen pop star brought his stunned mom on stage where he had a cake waiting. “Mom, where are you?” he asked fans.
A genuinely shocked Pattie Mallette Bieber stumbled on stage in front of thousands of screaming 'tweens, mouthing to her son, “Oh my god! Thank you!”
“This is for you, and I need everyone to sing happy birthday,” Justin Bieber said, as the audience sang in unison. Then things almost went very wrong ...

 
Justin Bieber Surprises Mom

As Pattie blew out the candles, unbeknownst to her, a bit of her hair quickly caught on fire. Luckily, J came to her aid. He is perfect, after all. Immaculate.

Jenna Rose: The Next Rebecca Black?

If we were going chronologically, Rebecca Black should be the next Jenna Rose, since this video came out months before Black became a household name.
Fate can be a cruel thing, though.
Rose's debut single, "My Jeans," was actually released in October, but will now be considered by many to be a Rebecca Black knockoff, and a bad one at that.
We mean awesomely bad. Watch:

 
Jenna Rose & Baby Triggy - My Jeans

Things in common with Rebecca Black's "Friday" ...

1. Hilariously awful lyrics
2. Comedic doses of auto-tune
3. Unlawful driving by 'tweens
4. Random African-American guest artist
5. Setting new low for human civilization

Lonely Island Proclaims: We're Back!

The Lonely Island - Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg - are back and badder than ever. The world needs them. Seriously, b!tches, take heed.
Their new album Turtleneck & Chain (a reference to their hit "I Just Had Sex") is due out May 10. They're back, baby, and track #1 off T&C lets you know it.
Here's the disturbing, hilarious and VERY NSFW "We're Back" ...

 
The Lonely Island - We're Back!

Okay, so it's no "I'm on a Boat" or "Lazy Sunday." But you have to give these guys credit for their unique, warped sense of humor and musical "style."